an-apocalypse-of-magpies:

lavenderfoxboy:

jk rowling’s new reputation will never not be funny to me. when you see her name now you dont think “oh yeah thats the chick who wrote harry potter” you think “oh lord, this TERF bitch again” like bro how do you fuck up so bad that your fuck ups overshadow writing the third most read piece of literature in existence

#literally like I was saying earlier!#these books could have just quietly gone down in history as a much-beloved piece of children’s/teen fiction#and people would have been like ‘it’s kind of problematic but the pros outweigh the cons so I’ll read it to the kids’#but Rowling was SO desperate to keep herself relevant that she’s driven HP into the fucking earth

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datanazush:

thepleasuregoblin:

datanazush:

thepleasuregoblin:

Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

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Oh we’re talking about sex in fantasy settings are we?

Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we’re having our panel down here in my wine cellar,

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WAIT I HAVEN’T FINISHED TELLING YOU HOW THE DROW MATRIARCHS DISCIPLINE THEIR UNRULY MALE CONSORTS

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charseraph:

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4 lineages of Cornpy

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hanarutos:
“jojotaros:
“Happy Chuunin Exam day
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pride month is over so now we make the gay kids kill each other
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hanarutos:

jojotaros:

Happy Chuunin Exam day

pride month is over so now we make the gay kids kill each other

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yo-its-matt:

oneheadtoanother:

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it sure fucking is buddy

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tomatomagica:

nitrosplicer:

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Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

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did we learn nothing

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